Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
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Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
Pretty sure I was rubbing Halloween candy all over my face and saying "these are my bitches."
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He said he actually "met" me for the first time through a picture his housemate had of me, drunk and passed out in a pool of my own vomit, on the floor of his basement.
How do I tell my hairdresser I want a hair style I saw in a porn video?
I have a guy for practically everything... except for making me waffles on demand. will u be my waffle guy?
You were drunkenly dancing with a statue you affectionately referred to as "The Captain." I wasn't going to deny your happiness.
No we didn't fuck. He picked me up I asked where we were going and he said "I don't know if you've ever heard of a little place called Denny's?" He was completely serious. I told him to stop the car and I got out and called Jack.
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
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