I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
Aunt Jean just announced that her pubic hair is getting thicker as her head hair gets thinner. As a family we are just not a people of mystery.
how do u look a man in the eye when u own both his daughters V-Cards?
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He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
Hookup with hot guy from gym, check. Wake up to find he's peed in my closet, double check.
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He deleted all his profile pics with her. It was like the bat signal for single women everywhere.
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
Have you ever had to act sober and talk to an authority figure in a coconut bra? Because it is just as degrading as you would imagine.
He's 30 years old and woke me up for a hand job. Last time I go home with someone I met through Tinder.
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
She was wearing a grass skirt and a watermelon bra. WATERMELONS.
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