That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
Ate pizza for the 3rd time today, can't decide if that's disgusting or an amazing aspect of American culture.
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
i spent 45 minuets spilling my heart out to him telling him i was in love with this other guy sorry. when i was done he asked me to give him a blow job. i did. i have commitment problems
I had to hold off a girl who was trying to check your pulse while you were passed out. She kept screaming that she was a nursing major and needed to make sure you were alive.
He just said "fuck you" to the bowl he's eating things out of
Have you ever had one of those moments when you kept whispering to yourself "I'm not a slut, I'm not a slut..."?
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
I did all i could do but i woke up smelling like cigars and theres salsa all over my face
You're just upset because I have cupcakes and boobs and you don't.
Sorry, my phone died and I decide to charge my vibrator instead. #priorities
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
Randomize
