Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
I just had a Brazilian done for this guy. He's getting first-date sex whether he wants it or not.
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He started to lose his balance halfway through his "commencement speech" at the top of the staircase. The rest is bloody, profanity-laiden history.
on the list of things i learned today that are not stripper poles: ex-boyfriends, table legs, and police officers.
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
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I'm in a waiting room at the hospital - and there's a dude here who is WAY too proud of his urine sample.
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
Stuck in the Minneapolis airport for 3 hours with an expense budget and a wine bar. This could get out of hand quickly.
Are you saying I'm your favorite hot mess?
I'm actually my favorite my hot mess, but you're a close second.
He asked me to fly out to Seattle to participate in a week of marathon sex so I'm at the airport now. I'll call you when I get back.
Only I could dislocate my ribcage coaching volleyball and still want to get drunk tonight.
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