we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
Decided to write a book called "girls don't poop and other myths I wish I still believed in"
John Mayer's mother should have swallowed him when she had the chance.
As in blowjob or cannibalism?
I was thinking blowjob, but either would've been a better idea than giving him a record deal.
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
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I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
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It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
I think it's a scientific achievement that I can make jelly that is 95% vodka so suck it up.
I hate being the only medical professional in the group. I always end up patching you guys or being the DD when I'm on call. I have problems I need to drown in booze too...
So I may have to sleep with a cougar to get a slightly used, yet free microwave. I'm going in
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
I teamed up with my vagina. I compromised his morals and then she corrupted him for good. It’s been a very successful and slutty partnership
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