at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
I woke up naked on the bathroom floor. the tile grout marks on my boobs hurt, i mananged to use a roll toilet paper as a pillow. never again. did we eat salad?
Drunk sex destroyed my coffee table... ikea this weekend?
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
Shes been standing with her arms crossed in front of the mirror for 45 minutes...she told me she's "getting sober"
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
My Pizza Lunchables won't fit in the fridge because of all your alcohol. One of our addictions has to give.
Drunk texting with my high school teacher. This hurricane is bringing out the best in everyone!
dude, you declined head because you wanted to tell her about how you put cinnamon in your weed. also, we're low on Chef Boyardee
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
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