You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
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Just found a uh poem I wrote on ambien. It says to "cry your seamen filled tears" and "I hope you take a dagger to your vagina" and at the end it says "sincerely, God". What.the.fuck do they put in that pill?
bro, your right, i shouldn't feel embarrassed about taking shots from a penis-shaped ice sculpture
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
Today is going to be a great day. He just brought me a donut on his dick... It's Sticky Dick Donut Day!!!
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She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
They say find what you're good at... Evidently that's showing up late for everything, drinking, and eating cheese for me.
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
Also I've decided to start stealing shot glasses after I do the shots. You in?
I don't like kids.
You were literally holding a baby 5 minutes ago
I like them before they learn to speak and after they learn to think.
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