is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
Our new roommate is sitting in the living room wearing a snuggie and clutching a handle of burnett's mixed with what appears to be crystal light and sobbing over a documentary about a dead race horse.
I know. Isn't she utterly fantastic?
I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
My doctor actually said I was suffering from an "acute hangover" in doctor's note I asked him for....what a douche
The fake number she gave me was for Pappa John's. Now I have a large pepperoni on the way.
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
He lured me round with the prospect of sex and then made me proofread his CV and spoon. I fucking hate this guy.
And change of plans today, I'm gonna lay in bed and eat taco bell and try not to die. Brazilians another day.
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
Stand and applaud for me. I have successfully masturbated in a Walmart changing room with the door wide open during normal business hours. I lead a very Charmed Life.
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