i asked him to tell me something nice and he said "your vagina is really tight."
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
then my best friend's brother, boyfriend, and future bro in law showed up at the bar. they asked who i was there with. didn't know if "a 40 year old man" or "my 5th grade teacher" was better answer.
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
splinters make it hard to masturbate
I've had more sex in the two weeks since we broke up than I ever had in any two weeks we were together.
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
The bag I'm bringing home for the weekend: a change of clothes, workout shoes, and sex toys, that's it.
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
SCUSE ME I KNOW YOU DIDNT DO THAT MUCH COKE IN 10 MINUTES
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