I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
the doctor brought back painful memories by lecturing me about your teeth marks that are still on my dick.
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
Freshmen girls are like potato chips you can't have just one.
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
Besides he said his dick was as big as a loaf of bread and that it was broken. So I was like u have half a head of hair and a broken dick that looks like bread. No thanks. Im good.
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
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