Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
Im sorry for drunkenly throwing your phone into the ocean. At the time it seemed like a good way for you not to text him
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
You tried to put a condom on my dog, then he ate it.
I am more familiar with your toilet than I ever want to be with any appliance
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
All i've had today is coffee and ketchup packets. I need a job like yesterday.
I'm going to have to have a long talk with god if my soul mate has a prince albert
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
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