:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
Jizz is so healthy, they should sell it at Jamba Juice. Call it "Jamba's Juice". Genius.
I cut you off after you tried to do a shot out of a neti pot, down your nose.
explains the nose bleeds.
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
you just started pointing at the light and whispering "star wars"
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
I feel like everything I touch in this bar I'm gonna get hepatitis. my kinda joint
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
His last Google search was "will sperm ruin the retina display on Apple products?"
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
Is her dick bigger than yours?
Allow me to explain. Triple D is a surprise. It's like if you're expecting to fight one person, then you get ambushed by more. Except it's a good ambush, because it's boobs, not death.
How do you explain to your mom that you let your friend stab you in the leg while drunk and high on coke?
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
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