The sex was great until she started shouting, "Succeed!, Succeed!" Then it was like I was fucking a motivational speaker. Awkward.
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
Mmm vodka always tastes better when i know i have work at 8am
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
Don’t be alarmed my pee bowl is in your shower
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