I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
you were licking his little sister's watercolors and trying to paint with your tongue.
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
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He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
I'm taking a new approach to homewrecking... for science. Or I totally would. I have to see what happens between my ex & his brother when he finds out.
The moral of the story is do not hire me because everything will end up smelling like pickles and I will not sufficiently clean it up.
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
I can't let him end my perfect streak. HE USED TO BE FAT
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Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
And then he said, "let's have sex and I'll send you home with enchiladas."
I find him attractive in the absolute weirdest way. Like I need him to do my taxes, but I also feel like I should spill things on him to gain his attention and then lick it off to gain his affection.
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
He asked me how many starwars references he could make before i no longer find him attractive.
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