eh.. i should've known it was headed downhill after he used the phrase "pussy sundae"
the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
I feel like you just avenged me for every guy who came in my hair
you walked into the kitchen holding the skyy bottle and asked us "how do i warm this?"
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
I feel bad for the cleaning lady. All you can smell is latex and Jaegermeister
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
My "birthday sex" consisted of approximately 25 seconds of him going down on me in the shower.
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