I'm in love with you.
huh?
Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
Just before going down on me she said, "I need a hairband for all of the jobs I'm about to perform."
Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.
Im also drinking whiskey while on a treadmill wearing high heels so let's consider that for a moment.
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
I just took a shower and found half a cookie melted under my boob. Please tell me there's a reason
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
The feeling are messing with the penis
Just had to kick my 26 yr old boyfriend out of my bed before getting the kids up for school. Have I mentioned being 41 doesn't suck as much as all the hype.
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
We are literally scheduling phone sex... if that's not long distance af then i don't know what is
there's a bowling ball in the dishwasher and a dog bone in the freezer
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