great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
She wouldn't stop telling me the story of the penis and how she got laid.
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
Ok, so for future reference, in Rome, "piano bar" means "brothel".
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
next time we make out at a concert please try to refrain from screaming out our hotel room number.. the amount of guys that knocked on our door after you passed out was ridiculous
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
... drunk me broke the coffee table?
STOP TALKING ABOUT YOURSELF IN THE THIRD PERSON. YOU DID THE THING.
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
She said she hasn't cheated on me in 7 and a half days and she'd like praise for that.
she wants homewrecking advice
are you gonna teach her your ways?
obvs. i'm like her yoda.
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
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