I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
I woke up exactly where I passed out... on top of him yet he somehow put his pants back on
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
Using your ex girlfriend's little brother to pick up women at the a&p: priceless
I'm about to punish you for sending me a Snapchat of your boyfriend's morning wood
I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She posted a pic of her bf on ig wishing him a happy bday at midnight. She then proceeded to have sex with me. Who is the bday boy again?
Let's put it this way. Mom is bringing me a new shirt and I smell like lube.
Mom is talking about dicks with her friends in the living room. I am 5 seconds away from scaling the bathroom window out of here.
I just walked by a dude at the gym covering himself in olive oil.
I am afraid of asking him for his new number so I continue to text the one that's no longer in service.
At 10 PM you were shit faced in the kitchen makin nachos... Naked. I wasn't sure what to do besides walk away...
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