Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
i just got on a party bus. i think i left my belly button at the bar.
He just sent me a picture of me icing a cake with a butcher knife topless.
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
Jailed a totally belligerent hot guy. That was probably my most thorough pat down. Ever.
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
i just looked at those "hey" messages and i was so confused and then i remembered we were practicing texting with our tongues.
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
What! I said that you would fall in love? See I know better. Dark liquor makes me think everything is a dream. I barely remember saying that
FYI bail money is still in my drawer. I know you have no car but you need to know this for tomorrow.
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
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