Tell me why I go to the dollar store for nail polish remover and a ghetto black dude trys to hit on me in the parking lot, then he gets in line behind me with a dousche bag literally and that is his only purchase.
I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
This 35 year old just told me that he was headed to the dance floor and it was about to get real dangerous......was that an invite?
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
I'm gonna write a song for the kids called "you're systematically killing your mother". In it I will explain that my recent hypertension and increase in smoking is due to them being dicks
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
Just had someone from Hells Angels snort coke off my tits...so I'm pretty much done with life now. 💀
You told me that you would let her eat cake off of your ass, then fell asleep on the floor
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