idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
My Adderall prescription says to take my recommended dose and throw away any leftover pills. Why don't more prescriptions come with jokes like this?
He just called shotgun on the way to the squad car.
I just remembered I gave $20 to a bum last nite. Philanthropy events always make me do stupid shit.
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
HE STARTED HUMMING THE THEME TO STAR WARS!! WHILE I'M SUCKING HIS DICK!!
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
Dude. All I know is that I woke up on the floor with two naked chicks who don't speak English.
Clutch
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
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