i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
Just saw a girl trying to crack an egg with her butt cheeks. I think I know what we're doing thursday night.
I just found a beer pong ball in my mail box. I think its a sign
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
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but he used his one phone call to call mom and wish her happy mothers day, that's gotta count for somethin
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
It wasnt until i started dancing that i realized i pissed myself dude. I dont think shes gonna call me back.
The bachelor party was supposed to stay local but I think were in mexico.
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Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
if jesus wore shoes made out of pure flavor and hurricane kicked u in the face thats how it feels to eat pizza bites right now
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
Okay. Did I say I did anything unusual? Because I usually do weird stuff. Did I clean mirrors? My mirrors are really clean, and I think I remember having windex..
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
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