from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
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Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
I could swear I did coke with Jesus last night
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
So then she just shoved applesauces in her pocket and started talking about she needed to find her friends.
you didn't get her number why?
I know how to say Yes, No, and Your Mother's Vagina. So almost fluent.
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Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
Woke up with an e-cig stuck in my asshole. Explain.
She unfriended me four minutes after we fucked. That must be some sort of record.
Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
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