I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
You remember correctly you did get a golf cart ride out but it wasnt because you were special. You were so smashed you were screaming tiger at random golfers in the middle of there backswing.
I'm sorry i'm just too high to handle anything besides pirates of the caribbean right now.
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
They left me passes out in the food donation bin with an empty handle and a half eaten box of nutter butters
I just found that video of you jumping onto my exercise ball feet-first and face-planting into my shoe rack.
His name sounds so important....sounds like the name of my future baby daddy to me.
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
I need you to teach me how to be roommates with somebody I'm not fucking.
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