So bad night, ended up beating off to porn and eating Keebler elf cookies.... at the same time :-(
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
i hope kanye doesn't show up to patrick swayze's funeral. " i'll let you get back to your funeral in a minute...but michael jackson had the best death of the year. just sayinnn ".
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
at roughly 3:30am you called me saying you were gonna start a big game of strip twister in politics class and i was your partner.
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
I'm having flashbacks from last night. Did I admit to pausing Whitney's funeral because I was watching porn? I believe I did.
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
Just promise me you wont die... or hook up with an old asian lady playing slots
Cant promise that last part. I won't die though
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
Bro i pulled the fucking willy wonkas gold ticket of ratchets the other night this chick was a real treat god bless her
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
Randomize
