And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
i was way too optimistic last night... got back to my apartment and the porch light was still on, like i'd actually make it all the way home.
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I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
All my credit cards need to be pressure washed
I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
I did a hand stand against the glass wall at Ziggy's with no panties on and got 3 phone numbers. Thank God I shaved this morning...
A drunk hobo just gave me a fist bump. Because I know what a womb is.
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Remember the couple Steve and I heard and rated their sex based on the bed squeaks cuz we couldn't sleep through the noise? We got them back. They turned up the radio to drown us out.
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
I just watched some kid bang his girlfriend and I was like whatever I'll just sit here and do all your fucking drugs that's fine
I was puking for like ten minutes when I realized my parents were fucking in the shower and were afraid to come out
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