You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
I just woke up in the back of his van. Bring me a sunkist.
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
I sold 10 pepperonis for 5 dollars last night....i fucking love drunk people
as my niece was drinking milk out of a crown royal glass i realized i dont think i've ever bought a glass that didnt come with a bottle of liquor....
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
You insisted on calling your mixture of Bacardi & powdered milk "a Jamacian Facial."
And I'm not sure if that's how you pluralize penis. Never planned on needing to know that in my life.
I'm sad we weren't friends when I went through my "I like drugging my friends" phase
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
Just letting everyone know that I am still alive after last night. On a related note, this is the 15th "I'm not dead!" mass text I've sent. You've got to celebrate the little things.
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
She was here for a threesome... She doesn't have to put the new roll of toilet paper on the dispenser. She can leave the new roll wherever she wants!
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