just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.
He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
Well its official I'm an idiot. I made out hardcore with an employee last night in our banquet room. Oh and got wasted at work. Oh and showed my staff squirrel on a trampoline.
drunk pissing on my closed toilet lid is actually quite a sobering experience
I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
We've reached the point in our fuck buddy relationship where we are playing words with friends. This is too intimate.
We knew it was a good time to leave when you spilt the salsa on the ground and were trying to put it back in the jar with your hands
He has silky zebra print sheets, which you would think he put on just for me, but the bed was unmade. Did I just sleep with a closet case??
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
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