just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
There's a naked kid on the floor on your side of the bed. Don't freak out when you wake up. I think we need to fix the lock on the door...
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
Also, the wait staff kept prematurely clearing my Manhattans. Not sure if it was an oversight or a hint.
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
I did a hand stand against the glass wall at Ziggy's with no panties on and got 3 phone numbers. Thank God I shaved this morning...
Some lady found my secret pooping bathroom at work. Do I fight her Highlander style? I made or may not be fashioning a crude sword from seat covers and toilet paper rolls.
Do it. DO IT. There can be only one.
I am the only person I know ever to have been brought TO the bar in the back of a cop a car. Twice.
I'm perplexed as to why anyone on this planet is straight
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
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