Our Neighbors are trying to steal our ducks!
Happy Easter!!!
I'm an idiot
I just saw someone marching around outside wearing only a loincloth, dragging a fuckton of sheet metal. Spring has Sprung.
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
The multiple male orgasm is a real thing. I've seen it. I've caused it. I called him a unicorn.
I just got dropped off by that cop that pulled you over. Best sex ever! Consider that $140 ticket my birthday present.
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
I didn't really break out of the friend zone, as much as I blasted the doors off with high explosives and rode through on a grizzly bear...
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
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