I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
Hungover. Be in at noonish. Turn my monitor on and put a hot cup of coffee on my desk so the boss thinks I'm in
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
Ok just don't go to jail. I saw your account balance. It can't take that.
I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
He stopped in the middle of us having sex and asked "is today Monday?" then went even faster
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
I say "glasses of whiskey" like I didn't chug it out of the bottle
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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