I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
Its what jesus would do if there were bud light in his time. I feel obligated.
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
What kind of gift says: "I love you because you're my mom & I'm obligated to, but I don't like you" ?
Yeah I went home with her... She had me take off everything but my shirt and from across the room goes, "Now dance. Just dance that dick over here"
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
He has a British accent. He could read me the phone book and I would come so hard he would need a wizened old man in a rowboat to save him.
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
Randomize
