i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
Just shot my load on a stink bug. Thought you should know.
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I feel that my census will not be the first census submitted soaked in beer
We got blackout for the alumni dinner, and then walked THROUGH the keynote speaker, managing to still say "excuse me".
Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
Just promise me we won't die tonight. I can't have an autopsy report that reads "stomach contents: Tequila and semen."
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
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You peed up the stairs in front of everyone then blamed it on the dog
did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
I know you won't see this for awhile, but I had to tell somebody, and you're like the only person who won't judge me for having an accidental erotic encounter with General Tso's chicken.
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