Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
Look dude I'm sorry I used your bong to snorkel in my bathtub last night
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The last thing I remember is stabbing him with his diabetes medicine
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
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Just opened up the freezer to find chocolate penis popsicles. Too hungover for this shit
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
this is definitely the first time I've ever had an orgasm and then had potatoes smeared on me within the same hour
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
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