Guess what I'm doing tomorrow?
Becoming a productive member of society?
Sam. Come on.
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
He told me all about his plan for proposing to his girlfriend as pillow talk.
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I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
I'll have to explain it to you tonight when i call drunk. It will sound better
Can we skip lunch and do power hour sex time from now on? I'll let you eat nachos off my body if you really need the food.
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He actually has his life put together though, during the date we walked by a shoppers drugmart where my friend and I once flashed a janitor and all I could wonder was how does he not see shit show written all over me?
I wanted lighthearted conversation about ordering bulk condoms and anal lube but he's depressed and talking about god hating him, ugh
Did I come home in a police car last night? id come downstairs to ask you but i dont think my legs work anymore
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
I woke up in the middle of the night on all fours turning circles in my bed! No more patron for me!
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