i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
Bad news. Pictures just stimulated my memory and i just realized the stripper I hooked up with this weekend tasted like pizza.
Saw my boss's vagina at that party. Hung over at work has never been more acceptable
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
Today wasn't Sunday Funday, it was more like Sunday god is taking a shit on my life day
well apparently i was just calling everyone cunts. then i awoke from my blackout to 3 very mad roommates who didn't bring a key out with them
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
Thank you for stopping me from getting a butt tattoo. That was a good call.
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