I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
I assumed she put out when I heard her friend call her "dickbutt"
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
I bought canned wine on a clearance aisle at the liquor store... I feel like I'm living in an episode of It's Always Sunny.
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Woke up on the floor holding a sandwich. Shots. Never again.
It was a rude awakening when I turned on my phone and the first thing I saw was a picture of David's dick with a face on it, I need to stop drinking in his basement...
me and my mom are sitting in the bank parking lot drying my beer soaked check with the heat... the whole car smells like heinekin and I'm trying to convince her I don't need a.a.
Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.
His little brother just walked in, asked me if I'd blown his brother yet and then announced that he and his friends were going to play outside so we could play too.
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He made me hold his dick and say "I solemnly swear that I'm up to no good"
Dude just texted me asking if I could drive 45 mins for a quickie dude use your hand
My parents are paying for my knee surgery for my birthday. What costume will look good on crutches for my Halloween Birthday?
Welcome to adulthood.
I couldn't really understand you because you were really quiet and I said "I don't know what you're saying, it's kind of a big mumble" and you said "that sums up my life"
She was blowing me like a porn star and all I could think was "you just told me your grandfather is dying in hospice right now"
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
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