I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
remind me to tell you about the ham sandwich empire im building
Next time, if you wake and bake, make sure you nail the wake part. Not easy to explain to mum. Or the fire brigade.
just gave a homeless man a kiss in exchange for two handles
exact location. now.
Sorry I had passed out by this time I think, with the chicken fingers ON my face in my bed, with all the lights on, and ketchup all over.
He wore homemade jorts on our first date. I'm not sure if I should leave now or embrace the white trash lust and marry him
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
If a girl called me a promiscuous philandering Casanova, should I say thank you?
Most definitely.
Now that it's fall I have to prepare for the imminent arrival of ripped up sweatpants shoved into folded over sequined uggs
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
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