David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
And then a tiny penis fell out of my purse
Barsexuality is the new black.
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
Just left the frat house in last nights clothes minus my earings, shoes, underware, tequilla cap, and my dignity. If you see me on your way home just hit me
If he can forgive your lousy blowjobs, you can ignore his terrible driving.
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
If a handjob meant commitment I would literally touch zero dicks
It's like "hey I give your roommate blowjobs twice a week, want to connect on LinkedIn?"
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
I wear drunk well.
I got pull-out-my-nuvaring-drunk last night.
Randomize
