Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
Dude.. You paid a stripper $50 to listen to you cry last night.
when the song champagne showers came on you poured some kids beer over his head... while giving him a lap dance
I'm drunk off vodka and I haven't eaten today. I've never felt more like Kirsten Cohen in my life.
Oh. My. God. You texted my mom "IM BACK BITCHES!"
I have a sixth sense for dads free balling in gym shorts
If a raisin and a desert had a bastard child that would be the inside of my mouth right now
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
My mum just told me to stop being so pathetic and just find someone to have sex with, even if I don't like them, just be grateful for the sex. Wow.
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