i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
Have u ever been so drunk that pissing urself felt like a better idea than walking to the bathroom? I entered those waters last night
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
she said my body looked tiny like it was a bad thing and then didn't even mention how great my tits look. it's like we're not even friends.
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
I just noticed that my shirt smells like coffee after eating out a Barista
We literally played a game called pass the child which consisted of us shitfaced tossing the 5 year old birthday boy at each other
Why is your name written on my hand surrounded by hearts and a bartenders phone number?
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
They tried to get you to drink water and all you kept shouting was, "NO MORE LIQUIDS OF *ANY* KIND."
She called and said she was waiting for me naked. I got there and she was in ratty sweats, sitting in Nick's lap, with divorce papers. Needless to say my night was shitty.
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