What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
She woke me up, whispered "I like the size of your dick", kissed me, and rolled over and went back to sleep
College: when you have to set an alarm to start drinking
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THIS CHICK IS LIKE SOME SORT OF HOOKER HOUDINI.
My therapist keeps stopping to ask what 'hooking up' means
ITS ORAL SEX CAROL
Im hitting on this chick at a stoplight when all the sudden. i notice this chick blowing some dude in the backseat.
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
It's 2pm, and I just had to pass a guy in the turning lane because he was driving down Main Street in an electric wheelchair pulling a flatbed trailer with 2 of his buddies in it and they were all drunk holding beers.
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I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
this is a save-me-from-tijuana-tequila-and-hoookers booty call. if i don't hear from you by 8pm i'm grabbing my passport
if i'm not back tomorrow call the embassy
I deserve this hangover.
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
The cop was standing next to me when I texted "haha" to your phone...didn't realize that he had taken it already...
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