He came through my line today and bought designer impostor perfume, just for men gel, and astroglide. I almost DIED.
that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
I'll make a Jello mold of your face so everyone can get drunk off your face
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just start off by saying "hey, i cockblocked my friend last night and need to make it up to him, could you help?"
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
He was just lying on my lap in the backseat screaming how if the cops came he was a blanket.
My body is like , remember when you wouldn't let me puke last night? Good luck at work fucker.
Please warn me if you ever end up in porn, cause I don't want to stumble across that on accident, okay?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You screamed at oncoming traffic , "five dollars to punch this guy in taint!".
At least I'm fat on the outside. You can NEVER change being fat on the inside.
I'm good. We walked you back to my apartment and you demanded to eat the sandwich I made for him
I just tried to get a motorcycle cop to give me a ride....he told me not to ask strangers for rides
I have "if found please return to" written in sharpie on my arm, my uterus is rejecting everything, and I have hickies. I must actually be an 18 year old piece of shit girl instead of a responsible 23 year old
Noooo no no no no. She scares me. She means business. She wore a diaper when we went to the bar.
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