You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
Standing in line for a prescreening of Alice in Wonderland - guy just passed out cold in front of us - first drug overdose of the Alice in Wonderland phenomenon witnessed.
So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
Based on how hungover I feel today, it makes more sense that the bouncer didn't let me in to that bar.
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
The prescription for my birth control just blew away in the wind on my way back from the health center. It's like god wants me to get pregnant
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
It's kind of hard to say bye to you when you fall asleep on the bar..
It's like we come as a package. Your slogan should be "be in my family, sleep with my roommate."
My slogan can be "bonding the family together. One dick at a time."
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
I heard the bride mutter "I should have brought a fucking tranquilizer". I'm not at all surprised that you got banned from the bar afterwards.
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
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