I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
Hey man your outta milk
How the hell do you keep getting in my apartment?!
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
I mean, yeah, she was cheating on me but I've been fucking her brother. My secret relationship trumps her secret relationship.
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
2:23 am. Im just at McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, paying in nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
2:26 am. Im just being thrown out of McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, without my nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
Now in listening to Jerome Bettis speak at the hall of fame and my boner just started twirling a terrible towel
Well there's a microwave in my yard now too. I fucking Bruce/Caitlyn Jennered decathloned that bitch.
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
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