There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
I'm drinking nothing but vodka and coffee for the next 48 hours. For science.
Is it bad that I don't ask for names anymore? Just added "gold-chain-wearing hotel guy" to my list under "minivan 3way" and "funny-tasting gym guy."
I dreampt that we were shooting zombies while we having sex. Is that normal?
You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
I called you a cum goblin in my voicemail. I stand by it.
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
My life is a random series of events connected only by bottles of Seagram's 7
Randomize
