Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
there comes a time in a mans life when you ask yourself, will i fake love for blowjobs? and the answer is always yes
I remember trying to cut the power to a house I thought was "too bright to understand the meaning of christmas". Pretty sure I blacked out down the street.
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Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
A guy at one of our big accounts just said you probably dont remember meeting me saturday night ps you were right about those two girls being lesbian
I just took the cheapest shot in your honor
He told me he wanted to sober fuck the shit outa me... I took that as a compliment
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
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tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
So, last night I fell asleep sitting Indian-style on the floor, propped up against the front of the couch with an empty wine bottle in between my legs... How was your night?
I fully committed to my astronaut costume, to say the least. blacking out on moonshine and having a moonwalk of shame this morning: happy Halloweekend.
I was going to text you that earlier, but I felt like before 10 was probably to early to bring up boners
You FaceTimed your mom in the back of the limo telling her how many guys you hooked up with at the concert
I just opened my travel toothbrush holder and it smelled like vodka...maybe a vodka cranberry. This says a lot about my vacations.
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