you kept singing the copa cabana and saying HAVE A BANANA to random people on the street. you also went up to this poor short guy and hugged him while proceeding to yell I LOVE YOU CHILD MAN into his face. please tell me you're sober now
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
What happened to "I wouldnt even touch her with a ten foot pole"?
Her vagina devoured it.
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
I really have to stop waking up in hot tubs on Friday mornings.
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
Why are there chunks of your hair in everyones pocket?
I decided to mark my territory.
They wont sell alcohol here on election day! HOW THE FUCK DO THEY EXPECT ME TO ENJOY THE ELECTION SOBER?
i told her i wanted to be the Neil Armstrong of her vagina,
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
I woke up while eating peanut butter from a jar. I don't think I should be social today.
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
I gave him blue balls & ate the last slice of pie so the chances of a second date are slim...
I DONT HAVE THE SOCIAL SKILLS TO EXPLAIN THAT YOU DIED EATING MY PUSSY
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