So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
I'm at work, still drunk. Can you turn on the radio? If the station goes off the air I passed out. Can't get fired. Haven't slept yet.
He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
I just learned my tits were fire resistant. I should join the freakin circus
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
If you're wondering why you have playpen balls it's because we stopped at chuckie cheese on the way home.
All you kept saying was, " Barack fucking Obama. FUCK Michelle" and then you motorboated me.
Just found out i over drew my checking account on a 711 hot dog
Do u remember buying that
I remember eating it on the curb like a drunken hobo
that's the first time I've heard "shenanigans" and "apocalypse" in the same sentence
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
When we were finished she immediately got up, cut a star out of a piece of paper, colored it gold, taped it to my chest and deemed me the Sheriff of Sex.
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