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I want to be a jewelry store heckler. "Hey man, is she really worth it"
To bright to open both eye. Get pizza and put in feeding tube so i can sleep more
Tell him I'm the girl who was excited he spoke English. Then ask him where he picked me up from.
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
I received a text promising me sex if I drove to Memphis this weekend. Too bad for my penis that we're watching zombie movies and playing cards.
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
I'm moving out of my place and I just gave my mom a couch that I had sex on last night. Reduce, reuse, recycle at its best.
I just found a voice recording from Tanya's bachelorette party when we found you drunk in downtown being harassed by a crazy dude dressed like a clown and we rescued you. Attached is a voice recording of me interviewing you after we found you. I titled it Carlos Batman.
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
When you wanted to give that guy at McDonalds your number you asked the cashier if you could borrow "a pen or just like a straw with his blood on it". He gave you a pen.
A piece of your chipped nail polish just fell out of my crotch.
He was married to his college girlfriend for 20 years. Just give him the blow job he’s been fantasizing about since last century and he’ll be wrapped around your little finger
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