By the way the fattest man alive got married yesterday and I don't even have a boyfriend.
Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
Can I sleep on your couch? My wife just found my eHarmony account.
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He gave me a 420 gift that consisted of a dime bag, a philly cheesestake, and a Pepsi that was still cold. If he ever wants a free bj, I got him.
His dick was as big as my arm. Giving him a handjob was like giving someone an Indian sunburn.
What happened on tuesday that a stripper knows my full name?
Been at work for four hours and just discovered the chairs in my office double as a napping surface. Most productive thing I've done all day
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
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We talked him into tasing himself.
Hey, i turned the toilet into a water fountain. Drink up.
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
Also, just woke up in a Romney tank and sequin flag panties. Merica.
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
Are you ok?
They gave me a cat until I fall asleep. His name is fluffy because he's fluffy.
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