Anddd after the worst sex of my life, he said.."do you mind taking off the condom, tying it up, and throwing it at the door?" Weird.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
shut up. I wear heels bigger than your dick
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I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
Well at least he stopped keeping track of money by bottles of McCormick.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
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I saw Nicolas Cage's face in the moon. Those were good shrooms.
As we were about to go at it, his roommates barged in singing jumper by third eye blind. Weirdest almost one night stand ever.
I see you listening to my get shitfaced playlist on spotify. glad we're on the same page tonight there's a drink waiting for you downstairs.
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
My ovaries melted while we were talking. I almost told him I would suck his soul out through his dick
That would be a memorable parent teacher conference for sure
I tried making my own red bull with crushed up caffeine pills, bubbley water and flintstones chewable vitamins. The ER doctor sead I'm lucky to be alive.
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