Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
you tried to arm wrestle for the title of "mom's favorite son"
i will trade you pizza and a blowjob for a fifth of vodka.
do i get to eat the pizza while you give me the blowjob?
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Tom is laying in a bathtub filled with ice pretending to be a polar bear.
Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.
Carving a pumpkin in a gay bar at 2am. How did my life get to be this way.
I just want you to know that I am dancing around my apartment by myself singing Taylor Swift into a wine bottle. Do hurry.
We decided to keep having sex while I ordered the pizza. I wanted extra pepperoooooooooooooni.
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its the first football sunday and my boyfriend isn't excited. this isn't gonna last unless he makes me snacks and brings me beer during the game.
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
Congrats on dating a convict, there's no fitbit badge for that one.
He ate me out for an eternity. Like fell asleep, woke up, and he was still doing it.
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