Hey guys. This is Daniel texting on mayas phone. if she called you and told you that i made her have sex with me in my doghouse with my dog present that wasn't true.... so dont spread that.
I told her at least we still had each other. That's when she started crying.
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
oh my god its dad's weekend for the sororities i can't wait to throw up in front of all these parents
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
But lunch with my dad really just means an hour and a half of him telling me how he's disappointed and how he knows I'm on drugs
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
I PUT IT IN THE UNIVERSE THAT I WANTED TO STAB HIM AND THEN SOMEONE DID! KARMA IS A BITCH AND SHE IS BEAUTIFUL!
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
Randomize
