its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
yeah, and then after the convo was clearly over, my dad decides to scream "SIZE MATTERS" just to make things even more uncomfortable.
I just can't bring boyfriends home.
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
Lesson learned. Whipped cream will eat through a condom.
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
We still on for coffee?
Cream and sugar. Deliver to planned parenthood in 45.
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
I should probably stop opening conversations with 'guess who's horny'.
Which sister was it? The one I accidentally hit when my shoe flew off or the one I ate candy off of when we were high?
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
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