I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
he actually used the line "do you have a map, because i'm lost in your eyes" and i was to drunk to care
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
Hashbrowns don't come out your nose as easily as you would think
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
I'm drinking red wine & feeding anchovies to the dog. I'm really not picky about what kinda of company I'm in.
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
I'm cooling my balls with a beer because I'm too cheap to turn on the AC
I'm pretty sure I just won at life. I touched the bushy tail of a squirrel while he had his mouth full and was digging in a plant on campus. That is all.
We went there specifically for you to break it off with him and I walk in on you two in the bathroom with his dick in your mouth
but he had pizza... so i win
I give up.
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
I haven’t been this excited since I found out they sold cases of Jack Daniels.
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