I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
DAMN! I hate it when i drunkenly erase all my "sent message" and wake up in the morning and my inbox is full of "WTF?" and "Huh?" messages.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
You were too busy being proud of your penis shaped pancakes to notice...
Get dressed, I have 50$ and you need a new beer pong table since we threw yours off the 8th floor last night.
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
may or may not have figured out a way to make my mom a drug mule to bring me ecstasy...
you left the hospital looking like the grudge, your mom and I were pushing you in a wheel chair and you yelled peace out fuckers.
Idk I'm drinking Sam Adams and wearing new balances so I'm basically a dad
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
You gotta have 1 orgasm for me and the rest can be for you. I'm living vicariously through you 😂
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
Randomize
