It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
He was sweet. He even warned me that his dick curved, and I quote, "more than a banana."
She greeted me with a new giants jersey and an opening day blowjob. this is true love.
dude you need a shock collar for some of the things you say when you're drunk.
Confidence is key. All I had to tell him is I'm drinking a bottle of wine and eating chocolate today to celebrate that I love myself. That's how you get a Valentine, my friend.
I just won a riveting game of "who can drink the most vodka out of a hollowed out watermelon". Fucking New Yorkers.
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
There are reggae songs being written about me...where have I gone wrong in life?
By the taste of his semen he isnt vegetarian and therefore lied to me to take me home on a brighter note i stole his fondue set
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
Can I please come dance in my bra to destiny's child with you? I'll bring the wine and the glitter
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
I'm too old for chlamydia. That's for 20 year olds who go to clubs and do drugs I've never heard of.
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