another moral hangover. fuck.
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
um i just went through the in-n-out drive thru and meant to ask for my cheeseburger animal style. turns out what i actually said was, can i get that cheeseburger doggy style? been a rough weekend.
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
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He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
I woke up with a new Tiffanys necklace on. I'm such a classy drunk.
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
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If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
She just asked what would happen if you put a vacuum in your butt and turned it on. These are our conversations.
I think I pulled a boob muscle during phone sex
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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