I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
I was on my way last night when some asshole yelled "make better life choices" out the window of his car. I felt so self conscious I went home.
Cory and I accidentally had a sexual adventure last night.
How do you ACCIDENTALLY have a sexual adventure?
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
Can I chase this vodka with an onion?
Are you saying being a wizard and going to hogwarts wouldn't be life changing, believe in magic you fucking muggle
not sure if destroying him emotionally was worth it but damn it's a fucking hilarious story
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
I'm not in bed, I'm driving and puking at the same time.... first for everything
He asked me to fly out to Seattle to participate in a week of marathon sex so I'm at the airport now. I'll call you when I get back.
I haven’t taken my socks off in over 36 hours. I should add that to my bumble profile.
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