I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
Good seeing you too. Don't worry, you didn't miss out on too much last night. We went to a place where there was supposed to be a wet t-shirt contest, but it was more like two ugly girls dancing around on stage in white shirts. Everyone just wanted them to leave so the band could keep playing
For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
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i came on her dog
shouldve known this week was gonna be bad when I threw up in my coffee mug
Sorry, but you probably shouldn't come over. I'm too sober for this.
I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
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I'm pretty sure at any given moment you could wring out my liver and get a couple of shots of jäger.
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
let’s face it, me joining a co-ed soccer league is like, 33% motivated by my crotch seeking a healthy outlet
You're a wizard. You are a master of disguise. You are beautiful. I love you.
I get so pissed when there is something that NEEDS to be made fun of and you're not here.
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