At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
my bowl and the doses are under your mom's passenger seat
repeat: THERE IS LSD AND THC IN YOUR MOM'S CAR. HELP ME HELP US AVOID FELONIES
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
Too much alcohol and too many lesbians. I can officially say I have regrets now. At least that's something.
(540): I ran 10 miles and then took a dump behind a rock. What the fuck have you done with a hangover that's comparable?
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
I'm having a martini with dinner. A new level of class.
I'm stoned and eating mustard, also a new level of class.
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
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