I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
YOU CAN RENT MIDGETS ON CRAIGS LIST
I told you not to ruin your birthday surprise!
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
Do you want the really bad news or the bad news? Or do you want it in chronological order?
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Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
I've never felt so epic in my entire life as I do right now, my bare testicles staring down the ocean itself
So I'm thinking next semester you should be my own personal maid, nurse, masseuse and chef in exchange for free lodging, any food you can find, and unlimited access to my reproductive organs.
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
I'm just like... Utterly amazed that we're still alive at this point. Who'da thunk it....
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
How do you get the "hangs out with drunk assholes" insurance
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
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